P!nk - Blow me (One Last Kiss): 2020 edition

Hi, everyone! So, I was just sitting here while trying to come up with an idea for a new segment until this one came to mind. So, I know exactly what's been going on; the whole world has been turned to chaos ever since 2020 rolled around. So, I thought it would be a good idea to turn this hot mess of a year into a song and the best song to use would be this one. After all, the lyrics should sound almost the same as the original, right?

P!nk - Blow Me (One Last Kiss): 2020 Edition

White paled skin

And confusion from staying indoors too long

Locked inside

I’ve got to get stocked up again tonight 

I’m on fire, I’m on fire

And I'm sure I’m burning up 

I've been staring, I've been staring

I've been staring right at you 

Tied a mask to my face 
Trying to breathe, trying to breathe

But there's nowhere to go

So I gave hold

I think I've stayed in long enough

I think I maybe feel too much

I think this might be it for us

Need a day like this

You think I'm making all this up

Why don’t you take a look yourself 

I’m feeling dizzy, but I
Need a day like this

Just when it can't get worse

I've had a weird day

You've had a weird day

We've had a weird day

I think that life was better when

Way long before this thing began

I think I've had enough of this

Need a day like this

I will miss all of the snacking
That we always did

Take it in
I mean what I say when I say "there’s no food left"
No more school no more class
No more homework for me

You'll be called in sick
Cause you no longer work
I'll dress nice, I'll look good
I'll go outside alone
I will laugh, I'll get out
I'll take somebody home
I think I've stayed in long enough
I think I maybe feel too much
I think this might be it for us
Need a day like this
You think I'm making all this up
Why don’t you a take a look yourself
I’m feeling dizzy, but I
Need a day like this
Just when it can't get worse
I've had a weird day
You've had a weird day
We've had a weird day
I think that life was better when
Way long before this thing began
I think I've had enough of this
Need a day like this
Need a day like this
Need a day like this
I will go where I please
Anywhere that I want
I will breathe, I will breathe
I won't worry at all
I would run for my life
If I were you and you 
Were me with both a mask
and some sanity 
I think I've stayed in long enough
I think I maybe feel too much
I think this might be it for us
Need a day like this
You think I'm making all this up
Why don’t you take a look yourself
I’m feeling dizzy, but I
Need a day like this
Just when it can't get worse
I've had a weird day
You've had a weird day
We've had a weird day
I think that life was better when
Way long before this thing began
I think I've had enough of this
Need a day like this
Need a day like this
Need a day like this
Just when it can't get worse
I've had a weird day
You've had a weird day
We've had a weird day
I think that life was better when
Way long before this thing began
I think I've had enough of this
Need a day like this

You know, personally, I wouldn't mind if someone decided to turn these lyrics into a live action music video. Hey! I hope you enjoyed that! If you did, please be sure to subscribe and share this with your friends. This was the first time I actually tried to rewrite a full song on my own and I just decided that I'd wing it. Not too sure about how it turned out but I think it's pretty good. At least, for me. I'd say it looks pretty good. In all seriousness, please make sure that you're staying safe and keeping your mask with you at all times. We need to make sure that we're not only keeping ourselves safe, but also the ones we love the most. Alright, that's a wrap! Thanks for reading and as always, I'll be back with more content. Until then, stay safe, everyone! Stay safe and keep reading!

Disclaimer: I do not own P!nk or any of her songs or music. I'm reasonably sure that she owns herself…